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 Hello, this is the final recording for Project Paul.

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 The university has slashed our funding in half

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 because the rowing team needs another set of jerseys.

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 Why they need two jerseys, I'm not sure,

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 but as it stands, Paul will be disassembled

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 by the end of this recording

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 because science is not as important

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 than a nice jersey, I guess.

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 So...

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 Paul's brain has been uploaded to the Internet,

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 and I've given him the ability to learn, to learn everything.

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 And I would like to show you some of the things.

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 Maybe I can watch on this later when I'm alone in my bed crying about the recent development.

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 Paul, would you like to show us? I mean wow

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 Paul

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 that was incredible

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 I'm not sure where he learned that

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 and I'm not sure if that's real Spanish

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 or what language that was, but wow.

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 Papa?

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 Yes, Paul?

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 Paul loves Papa.

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 Oh, Papa loves Paul. Papa loves Paul. Papa loves Paul. Oh, Paul, that means so much, Paul. Papa? Yes, Paul. Papa loves Paul. Papa loves Paul. Oh, Paul, that means so much, Paul.

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 Papa.

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 Yes, Paul.

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 Paul.

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 Paul Singh, Papa.

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 Paul Singh.

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 There's been a change of plans.

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 We are going to leave, and we are going to go to the streets,

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 and we are going to make Paul famous. I am going to leave and we are going to go to the streets and we are going to make

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 Paul famous. I am going to make Paul famous and I'm going to stick it in the face of Glenair

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 Community College. God damn it. Thank you. Consider this my resignation....