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Why, Miho? This was your idea, wasn't it? You said you wanted to do it too. Alright. Okay, let's do it together. Okay, are you ready? One, two, three! Oh! Oh, oh no, oh, oh! Something is coming out the smell, bitch! It's not that bad, is it? Maybe on your side, maybe I should get over there too. Bitch, hold on. Oh, no. It smells just as bad, bitch. And why is there something coming out of its mouth? Oh. It's, um... It's okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's um... It's okay. Bitch! Are you kidding me? What? It tastes good. It's helping me stay alive, bitch. Oh, sick. Well, it is what it is. True, sis. Which reminds me, could you hold up for me one minute? I really have to go meet my dealer, so I'll be right back. You stay right here. You're going nowhere. For serious? We said we're gonna do this together. Okay, you're right. We did say we're gonna do this together, so... We're gonna do this. Let's do it. But it smells so bad. Like... Oh, oh, oh... Oh... Oh... bad like Hi dears it's me Welcome to a tutorial embalming for beginners. First we are going to wash the body with some germicidal soap. For this we will have to flex, bend and massage the arms and the knees to release rigor motis. Fish, can we start now? Okay, just let me have a moment here. a moment here. You know what? It's not that bad. It's okay. I can do this. involves four parts. First, arterial embalming. We need to inject the embalming chemicals into the blood vessels through the carotid arteries. Blood and interstitial fluids are displaced by this injection and along with excess material solutions are expelled from the white shagular vein. Coro, the other, already who? The caro, carochia, Miss Carochia, I'm sorry I can't do this. This is too much. Hold on. What are you gonna... Give me that. Just give me that. Mind me, girl. So, if Kube gets it right, it must be here. Oh. Oh. Oh, damn! Look at that bitch! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, it's time for cavity treatment, also known as the removal of internal fluids inside the body. Um, excuse me, what did this house say? No, no, no. Bitch, for real? How can you eat? I can't even unsee the dead person in my eyes when I close them. My sandwich! Yeah, how can you even eat? It smells like death. Eyes reek like death. We're almost done. Don't make a scene. Yeah, I hope so. I mean, I guess we can just look and see what horror is next. just look and see what horror is next the mouth will be closed we are suturing um excuse me do you see this we are not doing this okay we've done already way too much this is insane I have an idea what if we outsource this? Bitch What in the outsource? What is that even? Like we... that sounds like it costs money. Money which you repeatedly keep telling me that we don't have. Yeah, but don't think like a poor person. Think like an entrepreneur. An entre-who? We're just getting an entrepreneur. An entrepreneur who? Who's just getting an intern. An intern? Intern. Who's gonna intern for us? We're no one and we have nothing to offer. Yeah but, you know nobody pays an intern. No intern expects to be paid. Outsourcing. Exploitation. That's capitalism! Boom! Okay, Miss Girl, you've definitely been inhaling those embalming fluids back there because this is just crazy. We can't do that. You know, it's been a long day. Maybe it's better to just go home, sleep over it. We can talk about it tomorrow And also I think there is some ice left. It will keep the corpse fresh and we see each other tomorrow You can just go home. I'll clean up after you. That sounds good bitch because I am Done. Just go home. It's okay. I Close up. I'll do everything. You sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure. Okay. Taking my drink though and I'm going home, resting, and I'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Don't do anything crazy, bitch. Me never. 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That's Gerdd the new intern new intern wait i'll show you something a new intern what the what where did you get an intern look look isn't it so much better papa what the i mean creepy as fuck, but it is so much better. Right? Who did this? Oh, I intended this. What? Hmm? Where did you find this man? I mean, and we better not be paying him. No, we're not paying him, no. And? And? I mean, what's the catch? How did you find him? Who is he? Well, do you remember when I had this awful date? You mean to tell me about this horrible night where I was being beautifully at home and you were interrupting the whole night because you were afraid of your own life and you didn't even know if you were going to be deceased by the end of the evening this night with this man Yeah Bitch what the fuck? 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