I'm recording outside. Can I eat? Nope, eat too loud. See, now the problem is, were you sitting here like a hunchback or like a normal person? Like I am now. It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees They're putting up ringers, singing songs of joy and peace And I wish I had a river, I could skate away But it don't snow here, you know, the state is pretty green I'm gonna make a lot of money, then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene You know, I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I could teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river I could scale with you I made my baby cry She tried hard to help me, you know, she put me to ease She loved me so naughty, made me weak in the knees You know, I wish I had a river I could skate away But I'm so hard to handle. I'm selfish and I'm sad, and I've lost the best baby that I've ever had. You know I wish I had a river. I could skate away. I wish I had a river so long. I could teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river I could skate away on I made my baby say goodbye Thank you. How was that? That was great. That was great. Stupid, stupid.